So how old were you when you realized Meowth of Team Rocket trying to steal Pikachu was just rehashing the age old tale of a cat trying to catch a mouse?
Types of responses to this post:
-Immediately right now this moment years old
-I have literally always known this
-Pikachu’s a mouse????
comin out of the sea, and I’ve been doing just fine
gotta gotta lay eggs bc I’m a turtle
it started out with a fish
how did it end up like this
it was only a fish
IT WAS ONLY A FISH
now she’s eating seaweed
and he’s being a crab
while she swims in the sea
and he lives up on land
and I’m up on the beach
and I’m eating a stick
And it’s all in my shell
But she has a treasure chest now!!!
he gives her some
FRESH KELP
LET ME GOOOOOOOOO
IM CAUGHT IN A NET, ITS KILLING MEEEEE
IM A SEA TURTLE
dododododododododdodo
Fishermen!!!! Killing turtles in the sea!!!
Swimming through sick lullabies!!!
Choking on their alibis!!!
But it’s just the price I pay!!!!
Egg laying is calling me!!
Open up my turtle eyes
IM MR SEASIDE
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
this post is so old that everyone that posted is deactivated jsjsjdjrkrnr
